When my friend asked if I wanted to run a marathon with her
Politely but firmly turning down offers to participate in 5Ks, half-marathons, and marathons is part of “other duties as assigned” at my job.
I think I’ll just stare at this image until I have to go to work on Monday.
The On-Duty Walk
“This my building bitches”
I knew I had succeeded when I overheard a student say “Uh-oh, she’s using her business walk,” as I crossed the lobby. :)
When I am talking with my boss during our weekly 1 on 1
This is an unfair characterization as Residence Directors at most universities are not allowed to have pets on campus. We only wish we could have four cats.
I hate it when I’m up at 6:00 a.m. after an incident.
me
Prepare yourselves for the coming Maggie Smith spam. I make no pretense of not loving this woman ardently, and you lot are going to suffer the pangs of unrequited admiration with me.
It’s my goal in life to have even half the brilliant, always right, old lady swagger that Maggie Smith’s characters display on a regular basis by the time I’m an old lady.
